funk

The smell of the female genital.

There is funk in the air tonight.
Wow babe, you are funky!

by Mimecine July 22, 2008

K-Funk

kayla motha fuckin funk

That girls liscense plate says k-funk thats tight

by Kayla Funk March 31, 2009

Uptown Funk

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.

Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away

by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019

Post Kenyan Funk Disorder

the term given to the feeling of helplessness Republicans feel with President Obama in office.

The Dow is plummeting and I wish we could shake this Post Kenyan Funk Disorder.

by uzi_ March 16, 2009

funk

The word you use when you are fealing soo superior to others that you don't want to use the word fuck.

Bob: Yeah, and then I took this massive shi--
Larry: Shut the funk up bob, I don't wanna hear about it.

If you are making a fool of yourself on the dance-floor...
"Yo that boy's got too much soul, he's gotta get the funk off the stage!"

by keenstir June 30, 2006

Thong Funk

The moist build up, on a females Thongunderwear after walking or moving around for a while in the Thong

"Yo I GOTS to change my drawers, I gots thong funk building up"

by Doo Dip January 24, 2009

p funk

White, powdered heroin, usually found on the east coast of the united states, that can be snorted or injected...as opposed to black tar heroin which has a "tar" consistency and can only be injected.

yo, don't you miss that killer p funk we used to get from the Bronx?

by jon b. ny June 2, 2008