a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
by PeeSpawt October 13, 2009
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Man Says: I dnt know baby it wasnt me!!!
Woman Says: I Guess it was the dick faires sending all those pictures??
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by ShaNeeko October 4, 2011
Get the Dick Faires mug.A suburb of Lower Hutt, adjoined to the suburb of Naenae, home to a special facility (prison) for troubled (criminal)youth, as well as seemingly blind residents who have a somewhat skewed understanding of the word "upmarket".
A large proportion of homes in the suburb are ex-state homes, some of which have been renovated rather distastefully by aforementioned residents who also lack any sense of taste or fashion.
Generally home to older members of society, and those who can't afford to live in a decent area.
A large proportion of homes in the suburb are ex-state homes, some of which have been renovated rather distastefully by aforementioned residents who also lack any sense of taste or fashion.
Generally home to older members of society, and those who can't afford to live in a decent area.
by huttman October 8, 2009
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Tom: "Hell YeAh! I'm gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!"
Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"
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Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"
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It is also known as FP. It is an ok school, but there are no girls there. However, you can also fool around.
Detentions are called JUGs. Justice Under God = Jug
You have religion class. It sucks.
We have mass. It also sucks.
However, we have mixers. They can be fun until you go to 2 and then they get boring. And when a cop pulls you away from a girl as happened to a kid in my grade, it sucks.
So FP sucks.
It is also known as FP. It is an ok school, but there are no girls there. However, you can also fool around.
Detentions are called JUGs. Justice Under God = Jug
You have religion class. It sucks.
We have mass. It also sucks.
However, we have mixers. They can be fun until you go to 2 and then they get boring. And when a cop pulls you away from a girl as happened to a kid in my grade, it sucks.
So FP sucks.
by Jonathia February 13, 2008
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