Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

FORTNITE

The most trash and game ever, people who play it have no life and have never touched grass

Ryan: Do you play FORTNITE?
Clertt: Get tf away from me

by GetRekttt279 August 1, 2023

Fortnite

See cancer

Fortnite is cancer.

by DeltaGamerAlt October 17, 2019

Fortnite

a trashy game no should play.instead play minecraft

Bob: wanna play Fortnite?

Peppa pig: ew no minecrafts better

by Peppa_pig October 18, 2019

Fortnite

A shit ass game. Minecraft is better

Fortnite is a shitty game if you have it than delete it and get minecraft

by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

Fortnite

A stupid ass game that I wish I could hit it with a car but it’s only virtual screen,

“Fortnite is a dumbass game”

by A Kpop bitch October 20, 2019

Fortnite

Birth control method

Ahh babe let’s not have kids- go play fortnite

She never sees him again and he has now eternally Kept his virginity

by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019