fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

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fecalfreek

A person who eats shit. turdmuncher,shitgobbler

That guy Mason is a real fecalfreek. I saw him eating a piece of some guys shit.
He said it didnt have much taste, but that it was kind of soft."It was only a small piece"

by HCH December 18, 2005

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feclass

The female equivelant of febass. It's a combination of the words "feet" "clam" and "ass". The way to distinguish this from fass or febass is:
1. The presence of females
2. Being able to pick out the sweaty clam smell from the other smells.

When Jen got home from her basketball game she smelled like straight feclass.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

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