Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".
Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
by cutesy pastel living doll August 05, 2023
by Teaman655 August 26, 2022
by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022
the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.
William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.
by gespar January 18, 2011
She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.
by Eggsbenedicted May 10, 2016
The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)
by Chod Borrance May 16, 2015
by The Farmer's daughter April 07, 2014