Pod Ear

Terrible pain or redness in ear after having iPod earbuds in for too long.

After listening to half my iTunes Library I had a bad case of Pod Ear

by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008

Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Ear CNC

Like ear rape, but it's CNC, so you like it.

Music with loud, harsh noises that make the music sound badass
Ex: Death Grips, Jasiah, jpegmafia

Ear CNC is like ear rape but good

by The_Atheist_Meme_Lord September 14, 2022

ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.

I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.

by Deliriums February 9, 2010

Ear Warmers

A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers

by JphuknB June 30, 2018

ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.

Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !

by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009

Fudgie Ears

When someone shits in you’re ear and they lick It while is falling out.

Robert loves sex but Gerard loves Fudgie Ears

by Fudgie Ears September 21, 2023