Ear Warmers

A nice pair of thick thighs on a woman.

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers

by JphuknB June 30, 2018

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.

Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!

by qgyh2 October 20, 2013

magic ears

Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.

I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!

by SheCola July 22, 2011

Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011