A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
by tom March 18, 2005
Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.
1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
by Delts4lYfe February 10, 2011
by Contagious high July 14, 2009
Dude, Maude was almost Queen Drunk last night- she threw up all over the guy she was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy, mangled a bathroom, and didn't remember any of it.
by ClaytonBear March 13, 2010
What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.
The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
by Forgot my Name again June 02, 2009
Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.
Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.
by IamME33 September 22, 2009
The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.
by petemikeaaron January 02, 2009