Drunk Luck

Drunk Luck (Noun):
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.

Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?

Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.

Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.

by MSoles7 July 25, 2011

drunk sale

A garage sale where you are still drunk from last night thereby causing you to give away everything at ridiculously low prices.

Man I got so wasted last night my garage sale turned into a drunk sale this morning. I think I just sold my TV for a dollar.

by FratDrunk October 29, 2011

Drunk in Reverse

Consuming anything with a caloric content that contains 0% alcohol while enjoying a nice buzz causing oneself to become sober and as such "Drunk in Reverse"

Well I had a good buzz going but then SOMEONE decided to get pizza and all those carbs got me drunk in reverse. I am so full I can't fit any more beer in my stomach and I'm starting to get the horribles. I need a stiff drink stat.

by MaxCage June 28, 2013

Drunk Homosexual

Beware of drunk homosexuals, they may commit hate crimes. Drunk homosexuals will eat the rich and plan world domination, although they don't have to be drunk to do that.

Beware of Bakugo, he's a drunk homosexual. He could commit a hate crime!

by Arson Committer October 24, 2020

drunk skyping

Similar to drunk dialing, only instead of calling somebody on the phone when you're hammered, you call them on skype

Joe got totally wasted last night and started drunk skyping all his friends, it was so annoying!

by budgiejen May 4, 2010

drunk women

a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their shit, making excessive exclamations of 'woo!' and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don't understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends' arms when they can't walk and bursting into bathrooms in groups of six, because they have become incompetent, and leaving with their heels in their hands just as simply as they left without their dignity intact.

Will: See those drunk women over there?
Nigel: Fucking embarrassing.

by audrilyn November 7, 2015

drunk tank

When a man has had too much alcohol and can't get it up.

I went home with him, but spent the night masturbating in the drunk tank.

My vagina spent the night in the drunk tank.

by LillyBean October 24, 2007