that pretty-boy aka douche-erella over there was a prick, he just smashed my shady hoodie and yet he's wearing a fkn murse.... what a faggot. he thinks he's better than me cause he's got a purse which he claims is a man-bag.... more like a fag-bag purse.
by Marlee Bobb January 23, 2009

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.
noun: Interdouche
noun: Interdouche
Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."
Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"
ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"
Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"
ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"
Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
by tbone33126 May 27, 2010

A guy who is such a big douche that douche alone does not suffice... He is a used douche bag, a creamy douche.
That guy is wearing skinny jeans, getting rejected by all the chicks in the bar, and he still thinks he is cool...what a creamy douche.
by goatballs December 26, 2013

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard
Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.
by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
