Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it

That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew

by NonstopPanda July 8, 2017

Internerdial Dating

The phenomenon where one nerdfighter is dating a non-nerdfighter

Q- Would it still be called Nerdfighter like if a nerdfighter was dating a non-nerdfighter?

A- No, that would be called Internerdial Dating.

by spartaaaaaaaa July 29, 2009

prairie doging

When you have to shit so bad that it keeps popping out like a prairie dog out of it's hole

Can't wait to get home I'm prairie doging it!

by taint nazi January 16, 2014

Dead-line Dating

When your in a relationship that has an end-date. Due to one person moving or any other possible reason.

I can't get too serious with her, we're dead-line dating.

by crashoverride87 August 9, 2008

What am i doing with my life

When you cum into your hands, (after jacking off to some weird shit) and look at your hands saying "what am i doing with my life."

After jacking off to sissy femboy hypno porn, Sean said "what am i doing with my life."

by Deffry January 18, 2021

doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010

doing a sean

A semi-sucidal drunken act of stupidity.

Clutching a few wine bottles while drowning. "He is doing a Sean."

by Jack & Sarah & James December 1, 2004