Dong-do

The hair-do on a man's pubic area.

I pulled down his pants and his dong-do was NOT groomed at all! Gross!

Note: Bald counts as a dong-do!

by Manny Ding August 05, 2010

dong sauce

A savory excretion derived from the male genetalia during climax.

I took that honey home last night amd gave her a topping of dong sauce.

by VasserDuncan April 15, 2016

road dong

Getting head while driving a car

Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.

jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?

zac: Yah no big deal.

Jake: you're the shit rainman!

by Classic faggot August 26, 2015

Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock August 30, 2007

ding dong

a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.

earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again

by mr. jewels November 14, 2008

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

by November 08, 2017

ding-dong

Synonymous with Jeremy.

Also, police officers who play call of duty.

That ding-dong is good at WZ!

Jeremy?

by _juno_ October 25, 2022