Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect

by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016

jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

by MYCOLOURFULCHICKENFINGEREDME June 11, 2016

crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016

Bilal Dodge role

The situation in which a person says he's coming even though he knows he's not. Ultimately he's going to cancel in the last possible moment.

Im Not coming

Oh he's doing the Bilal dodge role

by mentorn January 11, 2017

Censor Dodge

A common word used to describe bypassing blocks using open source proxy servers.

Person 1: My school keeps blocking games websites. You know how I can censor dodge it?
Person 2: Yeah they're all over the web. Just google "Censor Dodge" and go use a couple of proxy sites.

by GT100 February 6, 2017

snoop dodge

An example of a weed transportation

Did you get the Snoop Dodge?

by Tyrellquinter April 23, 2017