the doctor

Masturbating vigorously while standing on one leg on the edge of a bathtub with an 80 pound bag of rock salt on your shoulder.

Grant almost pulled off the doctor last night but he fell as he climaxed and tore his ACL.

by dick9000 September 26, 2013

Doctor

it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.

"i really need to see the Doctor"
"you dont want to keep the Doctor waiting"
"im just going for a Doctor"

by Lord Twattington January 13, 2008

Doctator

A combination of the word "doctor" and "dictator". It mostly refers to the head of the hospital, or a health department, and uses threats to scare people into thinking they're going to suffer from an incurable disease. May also use death threats.

I've realized that the doctator fooled me into thinking I had amnesia!

by LeTomTornados September 4, 2013

Doctor Wang

Your friendly neighbor urologist

My balls hurt so I made an appointment with Doctor Wang M.D.

by myballskindaHURT March 30, 2010

Doctor's Brat

The son or daughter of a writer. Characteristic behaviours include large vocabulary and claiming to know everything about the medical field.

Must be a doctor's brat.

by XAleXandra grossX July 6, 2011

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

Marvin: ai am sick
Doctor: ai can kill ur ills
Marvin gweat
Doctor: *kills his ills with pills*
Marvin: tank u doktor
Doctor: here awr da bills
Marvin: *Fucking dies*
Doctor: I kills with Bills

by yeetuscleetuscommitselfdeletus January 15, 2020

doctor

A drug dealer with a Ph.D

you need a doctor to give you a bunch of different and pray that one works.

by Kurt Fan12345678910 March 30, 2020