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Covid gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face
by A1994 March 13, 2021
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COVID friend group

A small group of people you both enjoy hanging out with and share your common sense approach to hygiene due to COVID-19, that are unlikely to infect you, or you them.
Honey, we should invite Nancy and her family into our COVID friend group and have them over for take out dinner. She and her husband have been working from home and are uber careful, both themselves and with their kids, about social distancing and masks/hand washing, etc..
by ribick June 26, 2020
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remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
mugGet the remote till COVIDmug.

Covid Sham Artist

One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.
The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.
by Covid Sham Artist January 9, 2023
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Coronavirus (Covid-19)

A disease that causes drama and self isolation so you can be lonely forever and hated upon while still suffocating because you have to wear a stoooooopid mask all the friggn time. It also causes that 2020 sucks and should be cancelled.
Karen, wear your stupid mask you stoopid head, coronavirus (Covid-19) is no joke ha
by SilviaGabster277 September 27, 2020
mugGet the Coronavirus (Covid-19)mug.

covid world tour

A person who likes to travel to every hotspot throughout the U.S. (ex. Florida, Texas, California) in order to increase their chances of getting coronavirus.
Have you seen Chad lately?

Yeah, I heard he was in Miami on his Covid world tour.
by tyan5 August 1, 2020
mugGet the covid world tourmug.

i have covid

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die
by Le Human October 20, 2020
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