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Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

by Le Human October 20, 2020

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Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

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Covid Sham Artist

One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.

The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.

by Covid Sham Artist January 9, 2023

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Covid gas chamber

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.

I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a covid gas chamber on their face

by A1994 March 13, 2021

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