Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.

1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.

by clohy July 17, 2010

cornophobic

being so bothered by corniness that it becomes a mental affliction

Guy1: Do you have a map? Cuz honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes

Girl: Eew, get away from me!

Guy2: Don't mind her dude she's really cornophobic

by greeneyedjay December 26, 2011

connor sierka

a dumb ass retard who stomps his fist and tells people to shut there mouf

Guy: Hey connor
Connor Sierka: shut your idiot mouf phsyco

by connor21873569278465974 October 16, 2008

Connor/Effie Special

To promise a friend for weeks or months at a time that you will take them to Dairy Queen for lunch, then to bail at every given opportunity.

Troy: Are we going to Dairy Queen next week?
Connor: I can't, I'm dead
Kale: Woah you just got served the Connor/Effie Special

by Survivor_Russell February 19, 2010

carnographer

(noun) someone who makes maps out of meat, or maps of meat.

The carnographer marked the filet and the other cuts in marker on the cow.

by skillethead October 5, 2012

connor hampstead

Really awesome dude thats cool and isnt weird and is a better singer than Jacques Marseilles

Connor Hampstead is my best friend because he is awesome :)

by BetterThanJack January 23, 2014

Connor knapp

He has assburgers loves my English teachers pussy but he will never get it. He is one strange guy he will fuck you up inside. He will shoot up the school some day. He will end 100s of innocent child's one day. He is a devils child. He is one fucked up guy

Knapp city bitch knapp city bitch-Connor knapp

by Niggamaster January 24, 2015