Vegan Cookie

A delicious treat that can be tastier yet healthier than a regular cookie. Most cookies contain milk products of some sort, but vegan cookies lack any animal product in their recipes. Oreos and Fudgeeos are suitable for vegans, and they are delicious and taste fabulous.

"oh man, are these vegan cookies? I have to pick one up for my roomate!"

"aww, jess is a vegan? it is for the animals?"

"no, she loves leather, she just thinks these are tasty"

by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008

Jesus Cookie

A killer band duo consisting of two men (guitar, drums) who met in Basking Ridge, New Jersey during their sophomore year of high school. Name derived from the fact that both have the same first and middle names ("Jason" and "Charles," respectively). Notable performances include the Ridge High School Battle of the Bands '05 and other varied basement shows and gatherings. Irreverently referred to as "Jason Cookie" by some groups cautious to use the name of Jesus.

Recognized Hits:

1. "Todd" - JCP/JCS
2. "Elmo" - JCP/JCS
3. "Potato" - JCP/JCS

"YO!! Jesus Cookie rocked so hard last night that my face melted and I had to get reconstructive plastic surgery to look somewhat normal again!"

by Jason Charles Sobieski November 5, 2008

wolf cookie

When ya fuck her in the ass, then stick it in her mouth.

Hey babe, you ready for your wolf cookie?

by Craig-James August 1, 2006

Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008

The Cookie

Referenced in jokes as “the person everyone cums on” during orgies.

The four men looked Tonya directly in her ocular nerve and said “you’re the cookie, tonight.”

by Anyonmous Ass Cheek August 18, 2018

Clear your cookies

Term used to let go of ill will after being upset, preoccupied or concerned about something negative that is consuming someone's thoughts. This term is derived from clearing you cookies in your internet options in order to surf online smoothly.

Could be used to help a friend get over a moral hangover. For instance, your buddy is beating himself up about the drunk dial he made to an ex girlfriend or about the rude comment he made to his boss at the office party. You let him revel in his misery until about 4pm and then it's time to say "Dude, clear your cookies, move on. It's not a big deal...let's play nintendo and order a pizza."

by Amy Sears January 12, 2006

Fortune Cookie

A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.

‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"

stfu fortune cookie.

by TwoEight0ne November 16, 2010