Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude April 14, 2018

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

computer

a fucking machine with wires and shit people use it to watch porn and shit while in school aka hell.

dude 1: what do you do in hell

dude 2 watch porn and shit on my

computer

dude 1: same

by azwsexrdcytugfvbkhjn April 14, 2022

Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Computer

Both I and you know the definition you are looking for, so instead, I'm going to write a proper definition:

A computer is an electronic device generally consisting of a screen, a keyboard, a mouse or trackpad, and internal components which allows it to function. Computers are devices to perform a variety of tasks from doing calculations, that no human could ever do, in seconds, to playing games, to writing essays. Also, YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING COMPUTER IS, HOW ELSE ARE YOU HERE!!! THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE SEARCHING THIS UP IS BECAUSE YOU WANT SOMETHING SMUTTY!!! JUST GIVE UP AND GO TO WATTPAD IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE!!!

"Ah, I'm home, time to open my computer to find something smutty on the urban dictionary." said/thought you

by Unlisted_games27 December 15, 2022