Coffee Monkey 

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

Coffee Monkey by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

Coffee mug.exe

this is a coffee mug but on a mug? Go buy one

i have a coffee mug that says Coffee mug.exe

Coffee mug.exe by oi man April 30, 2019

coffee mug.exe

Just go search it

get a coffee mug.exe

coffee mug.exe by oi man April 30, 2019

Coffee Craving 

Its like yellow fever but for mixed raced people because coffee is brown and white mixed together.

Damn that girl is getting my coffee craving going

Coffee Craving by Coffee Craver May 12, 2019

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

coffee-cereal by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

coffee queen 

a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily

omg she made me start drinking coffee what a coffee queen

she has 2 sugars in her coffee ?? um yuck

coffee queen by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019

Coffee Bean 

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

Coffee Bean by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019