One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.
You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015
Get the Ass Clownmug. by Zmon June 29, 2015
Get the Ass clownmug. A clown with gigantic balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs.
He's got a small penis, however.
So small that he can't even pee out of it.
Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown.
He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss.
He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall.
He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers.
If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
"Aye man is that the piss clown?"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
"It-It seems he is aagh- he's jerking off my penis!!!!"
*Piss clown talks in a Spanish accent for some reason*
"Aye señor. I'mma drink all ur cum mWAHHAEHSJAK"
by Bawks Sonic July 20, 2021
Get the Piss Clownmug. by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019
Get the soggy clownmug. when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves
Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"
Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."
*kid walks in*
Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"
Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."
Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."
*kid walks in*
Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"
Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."
by rockpiece December 2, 2014
Get the clown noisemug. by Trashboat.Methane May 17, 2021
Get the Clown Knowermug. A nickname coined for the UK’s onetime Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, because he consistently came across as such a blundering clown.
Oh let’s just get rid of BoJo the Clown, he is a laughingstock and his circus act will most certainly fold with a vote of no confidence.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Get the BoJo the Clownmug.