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Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog
Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."
by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020
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dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue
I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children
by aScruffy August 10, 2020
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Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.
Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe
by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021
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elias childers

the best person to ever exsist. way cooler than u and is simping for someone way swaggier than u. he only loves courtney and no one else. thankyou.
Girl: omg did you hear courtney and elias childers are dating?
Girl 2: omg yes she’s so lucky!
by theswaggysimp May 16, 2021
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Happy childhood

by A non happy childhood May 21, 2021
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Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you
Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?
by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022
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Satan child

IcyXD.
“Icyxd is a satan child
by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023
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