Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.
Wallace: Or you have a small cock.
by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011
Get the pastarmi cavemug. “Holy shit dude, I just had a cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”
“Why is their shit on my fucking fingers? I guess I had a Cave-in!”
by Testicool42 December 19, 2024
Get the Cave-Inmug. Last night was great up until Sharon gave me a burning banana cave. Now my penis feels like its sunburned.
by Skeetskeetmuhfukka April 1, 2022
Get the Burning Banana Cavemug. (originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)
a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower
by Sexydimma April 28, 2013
Get the go back to your cavemug. by Silly Monke April 14, 2023
Get the cave wavemug. a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job
Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2013
Get the go back to your cavemug. Yet another positive term referencing pussy. There's always treasure inside to be discovered and the treasure you may find should be in giving her pleasure.
Shamus: "So, how'd it go with Lilly last night? Did she suck you off, bro?"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
Noel: "Why do I even talk to you...No, she did not. I spent the evening exploring her treasure cave with many a tool I was born with. It was fantastic! Hearing her expressing ecstasy is so awesome! Is your hand still cramped up, you tosser?!"
by von groovy July 6, 2024
Get the treasure cavemug.