Butthole Magic

Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.

Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!

Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee

ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic

Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!

by TERDNUGENT August 26, 2013

butthole beefcurtains

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008

Buttholder

a) someone who holds your butt when you aren't using it
b) underwear

I got an awesome new buttholder.

by avrilanche March 27, 2011

butthole migraine

An approximate shooting pain every 5-13 seconds not in your external butt but in your poop hole

"I have a pain in my literal butthole...it feels like a migraine...a butthole migraine!"

by Ourasseswerekicked December 19, 2013

Butthole

the wrinkly hole between your butt cheeks used for hot butt sex.

Becky: Joey got mad at me and so he stuck it in my BUTTHOLE!!!
Lequisha: OMG!!!

by Buttholemagic_69 May 19, 2016

butthole sex

Where a boy or guy puts his penis in a girl or boys butthole

Oh baby put it in my butthole💁🏼
Butthole sex

by Butthole sex.com October 9, 2016

Butthole Spiders

Spiders that target the butthole, to lay eggs and consume sustenance

Last night, like 30 butthole spiders crawled up there. Im worried because I cant get them out.

by Extendedmeme January 15, 2020