speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

bump in the trunk

song that has heavy bass and would be a good bass tester

yo that new jeezy shit bump in the trunk

by pill clinton May 3, 2008

Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.

After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.

by crackheadnick June 11, 2006

knuckle bump

To snort a small amount of cocaine from the creases of your knuckle. Usually the most discreet way to snort in public (club, party, street) so that no one will suspect anything.

Ben: Did you see that chick knuckle bump?

Tice: I sure did.

by Nick Bowling Green May 17, 2006

junk bump

2. when a woman looks like she has meaty man bits in her pants.

i saw junk bump in her camo pants...

by 977135 January 23, 2010

bump whore

a girl who will preform a sexual act in exchange for a single dose of drugs.

example: guy meets girl at party, they go awaytogether, she asks for a hit of certian drug, then she sleeps with you.

guy meets girl at party, they go away together, she asks for a hit of certian drug, then she sleeps with you. she's a bump whore.

by tinklebell1978 January 3, 2011

buddy bumped

When one decides for one reason or another to bump the buddies in their top-8 on Myspace to a lower position.

Most tweens/young teens do this when they are fighting with their friends about boys/and or who's lipgloss color is the cutest.

(girl crying...)
Mom: Hunny what's wrong? Why are you crying??
Daughter: Bobby buddy bumped me for some bitch ass ho from third period!
Mom: Awe, I'm sorry, just kick him in the huevos!

OR

Taisha: That BITCH! (gasping at the computer)
Shanaynay: Guuuuurl what's going on?
Taisha: Latisha buddy bumped me for that piece o' trash shithead that made her do a dirty sanchez!
Shanaynay: She a ho... forget about her!

by Nicki de Cali December 9, 2008