burrito snatcher

One who snatches burritos right out of your hand

Did you see padro? He’s such a burrito snatcher!

by BurritoSnatcherVictim April 18, 2019

cheesy burrito

when your getting a blow job and you take the girl's nose and rub it between your nut sack and leg and then continue the blow job

my gf was suckin my dick last night and she gave me a cheesy burrito

by lee aka babydick November 28, 2009

japanese burrito

when you get anally probed by aliens

after the long voyage i was given a japanese burrito

by justanotherwannabe November 23, 2014

Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.

Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.

by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017

Sticky burrito

After you cum you wrap a blanket around your cum covered dick and wait for 5 minutes. Then peel the blanket off slowly to have weirdly painful but good feeling.

Bill: Hey Jimmy what's a weird ass thing you like to do at night?

Jimmy: I like to make a sticky burrito every night after looking at Mia Khalifa!

Bill: good boy!

by Jillboe24 January 31, 2018

Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019

sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.

You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 8, 2020