CAN'T BREATHE

Normally used on tumblr. An expression used when something's so funny the person is laughing so hard they can't breathe. Or maybe they can and they're just exaggerating and are only laughing a little.

*a gif of a penguin failing to catch fish and falling into the water*
" OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BREATHE THERE IS VOMIT EVERYWHRE HEEEELP"

by libertylu January 6, 2014

Please, Stop The Breathe

Its Just Saying Go Die, But Somehow Nicer

Bro Please, Stop The Breathe. oh no

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

Breadtube

A leftist movement that was propped up by YouTube and Governmental organizations to defend YouTube’s increasingly authoritarian rules and restrictions. All BreadTubers, despite pretending to be edgy, defend the current Democrat administration in the United States despite being completely against their supposed anarchist and communist beliefs and most BreadTubers ironically enough commit bourgeoisie actions like spending thousands of dollars on fancy costumes and drug usage. The worst part about Breadtube though is it’s fanbase, who are completely rabid and will defend anything their Breadtube idols say, even if it’s completely 100% wrong.

Robert: Hi Daniel what are you watching?
Daniel: Oh it’s called Breadtube, it’s going to help turn this country communist!
Robert: Why is that man dressed up in a fancy dress and makeup? And why is that man just reacting to images?
Daniel: You don’t get it grandpa this is how we are going to turn America communist!
Robert: Okay Daniel that’s enough internet for you, time to go outside.
Daniel: FUCK YOU GRANDPA YOU ALT-RIGHT NEO-NAZI CHUD!

by Lobert_Rarsh February 17, 2022

aiello breath

A stank breath that is so raunchy, gross, and nasty one might pass out and fall into acoma or even death. This is also know as jew breath, steel wall, batcave and/or lions den, stank finga.

Damm bitch I sitting next to this nigga and he had the worst aiello breath ive ever smell, it was like a retard crawled into his mouth when he was asleep an then died.

by Mike Aiello December 3, 2007

Baby's Breath

A sexual act which takes place during the door knocker. While the man is beatin' it up in a pseudo-missionary position, and his balls are slapping on the girl's asshole(like a door knocker), said girl then proceeds to fart on his balls as they swing in the hot breeze. This is typically done as a signal that an orgasm is near, and expedites the process.

Man) "oooh, you like that?"
girl) "Aaah, knock on that door"
Man) "Oh God! Quick, give me the baby's breath!"
Girl) "Oh, OH, I'm cumming! Here it is! Hold On. Yes!"
{Fart}
Man) "Ah, yeah! {fart} it's like a kitten batting at my nuts!"
{Fart}
Man) "AH! Ah! ah...ah. Thanks for the baby's breath. I knew you'd enjoy the door knocker."
Girl) "Maybe next time, we could try a cone stacking."

by DaSkrete April 6, 2009

vagina breathe

the after breathe when a man or women eats out a ladys vagina.

Man: *licks chicks vagina*
Chick:*orgasmic noises* ohh ohh, dont kiss me after that, you're gonna have serious vagina breathe.

by STFU_LYNN* August 10, 2005

Mouth Breathing Dummy

People who breath through their mouths like retards, or think the comedy of Dane Cook is hilarious.

Nickleback fans

People who enjoy the humor of Dane Cook.

90% of Vancouver Canucks fans.

Payton Manning.

Mouth Breathing Dummy.

by Whorebeater November 2, 2011