wunder boner

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth

Wunder boner, My wife would like that

by Sethtaros May 18, 2017

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

by Old Barney July 18, 2017

Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016

Moto-boner

When the motivation gives you a massive erection. Both men and women can have moto-boners.

As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.

by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018

Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.

"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."

by Yes, *that* Essence May 02, 2014

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 March 20, 2018

Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 08, 2011