Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

by D-Chainz November 23, 2020

boner slime

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain

yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.

by crambup October 15, 2017

Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.

Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!

by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

Moto-boner

When the motivation gives you a massive erection. Both men and women can have moto-boners.

As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.

by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018

Boner Chills

a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.

Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.

by SexDr69 October 10, 2017