cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

cod blocker

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up

dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker

by DaNN CaNT BxR !! April 1, 2009

Pussy Blocker

Someone who on purpose inhibits a girl from hooking up with someone. Like a cock blocker just in reverse.

Yasmeen: "Who's your friend? he's hot"
Harry: "You cant hook up with him"

Yasmeen: "Pussy blocker!"

by Harrythepussyblocker June 6, 2010

blockermore

A girl who looks good from a distance, a "block or more", but not so hot when she's up close. Close to Butterface.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that chick over by the bar...she's hot.
Guy 2: No dude, I just walked by her on the way to the bathroom...she's a Blockermore

by SOX Boy February 3, 2006

Blocklessness

The state one is in after having their block knocked off

Dave: Then I knocked his block off
Eric: Yeah, I saw he couldn't even put together a sentence - he was dizzy!
Dave: Its blocklessness man completely and utter blocklessness

by dapogenez January 24, 2009

Mock-Block

V. Derived from the term Cock-Block. When a friend or bystander prevents you from making fun of someone.

You: Hey man, do you like fish dicks?
Friend: Just leave that poor kid alone.
You: Thanks a lot you mock-blocker.

by gerbinator2013 July 23, 2009

moose blocker

When driving in Newfoundland a moose blocker is a vehicle in front you that can take out a moose preventing the moose from taking out you.

Look ahead..ders a Moose blocker. Better we tail that Rig eh? We's in moose country.

by MarcoTheNewfie January 14, 2010