Blind Optimism

to be optimistic without any reason.

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.

by zishy August 12, 2014

a leave behind

An item or items left behind at a lover or love interests home ensuring at least one more return visit if just to get your item(s) back.

(Phone conversation)
Bob: I left my jacket at your house last night, can I come pick it up?
Sara: Yeah, I'll leave it out on the porch so in case I'm not home you can grab it.
Bob: Well, I could just wait
Sara: Nah, I have plans with friends this week so I don't know when I'll be home
Sara to friend: That damn Bob got me with a leave behind, now he wants to come pick it up, I just never want to see his sorry a$$ again!!!

by JHoward Shizzle November 26, 2007

behind the orange curtain

This term is used by people in Los Angeles, when referring to travelling within Orange County. This refers to the idea that people in Orange County know nothing about what's going on in Los Angeles or even the world, and only are concerned with local affairs.

Comes from the term for Russia "behind the iron curtain" from the cold war era.

Man, I had to go "behind the orange curtain" the other day to visit my cousins. They still think rockabilly is cool!

How come you missed the big concert? Oh man....since I moved behind the Orange curtain, there's no way for me to keep up with what's going on.....there's no LA Weekly or anything!

by octavius April 28, 2004

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.

Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!

by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004

arabian blindfold

When you wish to kidnap someone, but cannot find a suitable piece of cloth, you can sneak up behind them and drape your nuts over their eyes, giving them an Arabian blindfold.

When 007 was vacationing at the nudest colony, Jaws had no other option than to use an arabian blindfold on him after knocking him out.

OR:
During one of William Tell's famous demonstrations of archery skill, he forgot to bring his blindfold cloth. Thinking the show was ruined, Mr. Tell was despondent until one of the audience members offered to give him an Arabian blindfold, thus saving the day.

by Joe666_69 March 3, 2008

Left Behind

A book and movie series about the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "the Rapture".

The "Left Behind" series was quickly followed by the "Right Behind" series, whereby the author made a COMPLETE ASS of himself!

by Oral B. Roberts, in my tower July 22, 2006