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bettiona

The word bet , but the female version so bettiona
“Let’s go to the mall tomorrow
“Bettiona, what time?”
by PrincessRae May 17, 2018
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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.
"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."
by Cold Boy July 6, 2018
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Betterer

Puppies are betterer than babies
by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018
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Better'n's Administration

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".
The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
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Bettering

Turning someone into a better person.
I'm bettering you, Zach. You're gonna have thicker skin at the end of your life.
by Chicken 🐔 February 25, 2019
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Better

When you are more good at something than others.
by Jaizime March 9, 2019
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