beef curtain

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"

When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

beef

to rip massive ass, to fart, to

(kids sitting in a car one of them rips ass)
all the kids: WHAT THE FUCK WHO BEEFED!

by froobinator September 10, 2006

beef shot

The view of a naked woman with her legs spread wide open, clearly showing her pussy. Also commonly referred to as "spread eagle"

The beef shot she was showing, made it clear she wanted me to have sex with her.

by caelach April 19, 2007

broast beef

a cool name for that close buddy of yours that is always willing to do stupid things with you.

James: Let's go blow up a mailbox!
Bryan: ..........OK broast beef!

by Lanky Bear October 19, 2010

Beefcake

A person, usually of stocky build, that frequently talks about working out and strength.

Beefcake: "Want to arm wrestle?"
Normal Person: "No, that's okay, I'm here to have fun."

by A-Train33 August 7, 2014

salty beef curtains

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.

After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Beefed

1. reffering to a body part that is totally messed up and looks as if someone took a meat tenderizer to it
2. super built, having lots of muscles

1. Dude, Tristan got in a fight last night! His hand is so beefed!
2. Dude, Tristan's muscles are fucking boss. He's really beefed.

by Heather The Great April 1, 2005