teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020

Holly Bear

A beautiful girl with a amazing personality She is very shy and insecure but once you get to know her you will never want to lose her. If you have the privilege of dating her you should consider your self the luckiest person alive because she will always love you and care for you unconditionally.

Friend 1: He how are thing going between you two

Friend 2 : oh things are going great me and Holly Bear are really happy together

Friend 3 : you guys are so cute together

Friend 1: so cute

by Shorty bear August 28, 2020

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah

dat bear got an a-bear-tion

by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012

tackling bears

is when you go out in persuit of bbw's/bm. in hopes to have sexual incounters. ie; a fam you like'em big huh? ain't nothing wrong with tackling bears.

1:is when you have a friend who is small in stature but prefers larger women/men ie; ("tackling bears"). 2:perfer a person that keep them warm in the winter, and provides them shade in the summer.

by E-boski October 3, 2013

Bear Kitty

An abnormally large black cat that one may consider to appear as mini panthro (From He-Man).

"OMG! What the fuck is that?"
"That my friend is Bear Kitty!"

by bossyboobs872 March 25, 2012

Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.

He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.

by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011