awkward yamaka

motion or word used when akward moment occurs, normally after a jew joke is said and is not as funny as intended

Person1: and he says "change? I'm a Jew!!!"

*silence*

person2: awkward yamaka

by just someome March 14, 2009

awwwuh

A modification of the defined word "aww," which in it's original form is used to describe emotion pertaining to something that is sad, upsetting; to exhibit comfort or compassion and/or label something as cute.

"Awwuh" is an increasingly more common phoentic term where the last two letters "uh" are said with a steadily rising volume in a high pitch frequency.

Most commonly used by twits, twats, dumb blondes, valley girls, cheerleaders, chav-girls, people like Amy Winehouse and girls on the popular television show, the "O.C."

I just broke up with my boyfriend Slade, :sniff:
but Chandler called and said he wanted to take me out, so I'm like totally excited now!

*the other three girls make a group hug and in unison say:*
"awwwUH!!"

by MissTwink February 27, 2007

awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

by brittany ballin June 29, 2008

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Bowl full of awkward

Generally used to describe that awkward moment that went past the line, WAY past the line. And it is most likely coming from THAT guy whose not in your group of friends.

James: Last night Sally and I just sat back and watched movies.
Bobby: Did she give you a good ole rusty trombone last night?
James: Well---
(out of nowhere) THAT guy: Oh man, last night I gave this hooker a one two punch and then a cleveland steamer. OH YEA!!
Bobby: Well that was a bowl full of awkward...

by Islander7149 April 14, 2011

awkward turtle

The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.

This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...

The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.

Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.

This moment describes the awkward turtle.

by AreDub January 10, 2008

Awkward silence

When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.

My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.

by Rene Sydney T. August 10, 2006