Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.
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Austin, TX

The capital of texas.
Everyone in Austin is a damn prick.
by Geris March 6, 2004
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austins mom

floridian likes chicken cutlets (not the food) lol ummm carny
austins mom ate out her own son a couple months ago
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Austin 3:16

says, "I just whooped your ass." And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
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keep austin weird

A phrase used by Austinites, (especially of the college-aged demographic) that reminds us not to allow huge companies to take over the unique town of Austin, Texas.
"When I heard that Pato's Taco's was torn down for a Taco Bell, I screamed "keep austin weird!"
by ian the d March 25, 2004
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Austin-American dream

The pursuit of a career in an area one is passionate about, often living on limited resources, when higher paying careers, though unwanted, are attainable

The juggling of several part time jobs, ideally related to one's passion, to earn enough money to live off of which allows time to develop a creative skill

The desire for a more fulfilling livelihood often stymied by crippling debt and/or self-doubt

A play on words based on the Austin-American Statesman newspaper in Austin, Texas.
Sheila hated her old job as a curriculum developer. Now she has two part time jobs teaching kids music and writing, and she has time to pursue her acting career. She's happier getting by on less because she's living the Austin-American dream.

Dylan's been working at the record store forever. He's an expert in music especially obscure stuff. He'll never sell out. He's living the Austin-American dream, for real.

Melody teaches art classes all over town and has shows of her own. She tried working at a collections agency once and walked out. She knows the Austin-American dream is the only life for her.

Janice wishes she could quit her job and become a fashion designer, but she has too much debt and doesn't think she could make money. She doesn't think the Austin-American dream is realistic enough for her, at least not now.
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