alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Alpha Squad

A collective group of 4 young girls that are delusional and made up that they're famous in their own little heads. They are so squirt.

OMG IS THAT THE ALPHA SQUAD?!?!?!? omg they are sooooo squirt.

by wtfbrugeezlouise September 18, 2022

Alpha Terrance

A young rapper making his debut soon. He's very girly bossy and drops his taeriussy regularly

"alpha terrance has a muscular ass

by B.bg.gay.gyu.omega September 21, 2022

alpha suley and Joe

A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.

“You see those two there they must be alpha suley and Joe because there so hot and cool”

by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022

Alpha Male

Alpha wolf #WlofyChan #Baka #Oppa #ObeyUrMaster

Baby Cub - Are you the Alpha Male?
Alpha Male - Im the alpha Im the leader Im the one you trust

by GetANoseJobXD October 29, 2022

Alpha Wolf

Someone who works HARD, gets BUFF, and isn’t afraid of asking for a scratch behind the ear! And people don’t get you unless they are alphas too.

Alpha wolf jokes are NOT funny, they are emotional, and if you aren’t part of the pack, then YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF US

🐺🐺🐺🐺✨🌟🌌🌃🌕

Alpha wolf sings into the night, “YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHES… THIS INVASION MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS HOPELESS SICK, IM SO SICK!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022