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journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
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Epstein List

What happened there huh?
Hym "You SEE how I'm in a fucking surveillance apparatus and they are actively not doing the thing they said they were going to do and releasing the Epstein list right? Like, I'M not associated with Epstein in any way shape or form. I'm not even rich enough to have met the guy. Yet, HERE I SIT. Not potentially a pedophile who went to a child molestation island. Raise your hand if you've ever met Epstein! Not me! Who raised their hand? Are YOU in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus? Is all of your IP getting stolen? Where are the fucking Epstein obsessed people on this one? It doesn't even LOOK like I molested any kids. I've been being watched by YouTube faggots non-stop while people who went to a sex island are.... Doing what exactly? Who is actually WHO here? Because I'm the AI creating genius who isn't getting paid for doing that while molesters roam free AND are being covered for by the government! THEY SAID THEY WOULD RELEASE IT! What happened guys!? I thought we didn't have to give potential threats to are child rights? These fucks are getting SUPER RIGHTS! And mine are being actively violated! Cool stuff guys!"
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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Charlie's list

A list made up by grumpy old farts at places of employment
listing fellow employees in a rank from 1 to 10. Associates within the top 5 get their pictures on the Charlie wall, free gardening magazines, lolipops and pictures of naked ladies from Las Vegas. The botton 5 gets pooped on.
Hey, the kid's not doin' so well on the Charlie's list. Take down his picture and spit on the floor when somebody says his name!
by Jimmy Chuck March 5, 2008
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The List

Means the list of females that are so desirable that you would let them peg you if that was the only way you could have relations with them.
by buckbuckgoose June 7, 2022
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shitbucket list

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.
Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!
by theecomicguy April 4, 2017
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Pierre List

All of the nasty things I wanna do to Pierre.
R: Yo bro, what do you wanna do to Pierre?
M: It's a long story bro, I'ma put it in a nice Pierre List.
by SoundingisFun November 23, 2021
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Cookie Tier List Day

National Cookie day is a Holiday that was originated by an Aztec warrior named Wammu Sir Pillarlot in 300 AC. On this day people must celebrate by ranking their favorite cookies on a tier list.

This Holiday has lost popularity over the years until the early 2000s when a group of German teenagers has brought this holiday back to life and is now popular again.
I can’t wait until Cookie Tier List Day!

Let’s rank cookies on Cookie Tier List Day!
by Omniorb March 12, 2024
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