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cadaver toes

When you or someone has feet that are so cold and pale, their feet could be part of a cadaver. Sometimes emphasized by pale blue nail polish.
Her feet were so cold, she had a mad case of cadaver toes.
by geniuspenny5 September 7, 2013
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Shit toe

When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole
I think I just got shit toed.
by Zarski32 September 24, 2018
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Taki toes

When you eat takis and the dust gets on your toes
Boyfriend: lets see them toes girl… wait why are your toes red?

Girlfriend: sorry i was eating takis earlier, its called taki toes

Boyfriend: …Hot
by Sorry, its the truth December 9, 2021
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k-toe

when a man dresses up to look like a woman, but he wears tights so his dick is visible. The dick looks like a vagina and many consider it a camel toe
"Wow, woman impersonator looks like shes got a massive K-toe"

"Wow, her K-toe has shrunk up in the snow"
by mammoth legs July 6, 2009
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Drunk Toes

When someone gets drunk and tries to give herself a pedicure and finds out later that they are not the her liking.
Sally got a tad tipsy at my house the other night and decided to give herself a pedicure in the middle of my bathroom floor. She resulted with a case of drunk toes.
by rosschromatic April 18, 2010
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Shrek Toes

The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
Donkey: Wow your toes are perfect!

Shrek: Yea that's cause they're Shrek Toes
by shreks.left.toe October 8, 2019
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Tomato Toe

A big ass toe that's red and looks like its about to explode and excrete tomato juice. It also has a small nail and it's a forever thing.
Mayhlin is a pretty girl but she has a tomato toe. La'queeta and Lashawnda laugh at her nasty toe.
by alinessa69 July 11, 2014
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