This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
by biffduncan August 3, 2021

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"
"Stop skipping my voice lines"
"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"
"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"
"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"
"Stop skipping my voice lines"
"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"
"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"
"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"
by EHAS_Iris May 30, 2022

by themontrealman June 1, 2020

A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010

by Snaglpuss February 1, 2023

by Sarraaii October 9, 2008
