Call it a yogurt

A meaningless, unimportant, useless, money-leeching, mundane filler word that has no importance other than being at the end of sentences and serves to be infuriating.

"Dude, my dog died."
"Wow, call it a yogurt."
"What? I'm serious."
"Yeah, yikes... Call it a yogurt."

by lulucio March 27, 2025

Pennsylvania strawberry yogurt

When the guy eats a girls pussy who just played sports and is all sweaty, the sweat drips into her vagina causing a sweet and salty taste that can only be described as the same taste as expired strawberry yogurt.

Damn I ate Jasmine’s pussy after she played volleyball and it tasted like some Pennsylvania Strawberry Yogurt!

by Billybobjakins March 3, 2026

Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

by undecillion March 25, 2026

Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack

When a man ejaculates onto a Hawaiian roll, and then spreads yogurt on it and adding another roll to make a sandwich, he then proceeds to give it to someone without their knowledge of it’s contents.

Dude, I totally got pranked by a Hawaiian Roll Yogurt Attack yesterday!

by WeekSluZV January 6, 2026