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1. To use someone to your own advantage, especially by acting or by wrongful means.

2. To make use of someone selfishly and unethically.

3. To take advantage of someone unfairly.
Why does a hoodrat/chickenhead always work a good man/woman?
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 13, 2006
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Work Shit

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!
Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.
by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009
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Perrin Work

About 6' 2" Born on March 28, 1991 originally from Plattsmouth Nebraska. Enjoys wrestling, ice hockey, compulsive lying, and disrespecting church property. Reeks of douche. Talks like a gorilla with a learning disability. Also partakes in having sex while his roommate is in the room.
search facebook for perrin work. plattsmouth nebraska
by 52fuckyduckys April 30, 2011
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work

the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy
Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7
by Puhercules August 5, 2009
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Cocaine or Crack, Hard work is crack, Soft is Cocaine.
"hey man are you workin?"
"Yea what chu need?"

"Ya got that hard white work for me?"
"Ya got my money bitch?"
by $arah April 15, 2006
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wonky eyed shit cunt

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends
by Big Worm August 12, 2008
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Too Broke to Drink Too Drunk to Work

A state of being when one is too hungover to go to work, but is too broke to have being able to afford alcohol in the first place.
1. Rob: Is Tom coming in today? He is 3 hours late.
James: No, he called in. He is hungover.
Rob: I thought he was broke
James: He is! Maybe he sold his plasma TV for a 5th.
Rob: Too Broke to Drink Too drunk to work! Damn.

2. Jerry: Hey Tom, wanna get crunk tonight?
Tom: Hell yeah! I'll go turn in my pop bottles and forget my electric bill until next week! I've been dying to burn those candles!
by Dyzfunctionz December 17, 2008
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