boner fiesta

1. A party in which all members circle jerk

2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness

1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!

by Pat's palace November 05, 2010

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 05, 2016

Roner-Boner

The 12th symptom of COVID-19. When a person with COVID-19 coughs so hard they get an erection.

Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.

by D-Chainz November 24, 2020

Disapproval Boner

A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.

As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.

"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."

by Yes, *that* Essence May 02, 2014

boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

by Big 1400 March 20, 2018

Thought Boner

A rock hard idea.

Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"

Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"

Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"

by Donkey Bear January 08, 2011

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng August 30, 2015