A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.
friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!
friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!
friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.
by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023
Get the fender bender weekmug. On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.
"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"
by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021
Get the May 3-7 Follow Your Bestfriend to class Weekmug. From January 2nd to January 8th, every discord user can harass the head admin. This lasts one week and the head admin can't do anything about it.
by Bangladeshi1000 December 22, 2023
Get the Fuck the Head Admin Weekmug. it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye
by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021
Get the 2 week rulemug. Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?
It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).
Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?
Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).
Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?
Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
Therapist Appreciation Week:
Weekdays:
hey therapist,
personalized paragraph
Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
Weekdays:
hey therapist,
personalized paragraph
Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
by randomperson? July 20, 2022
Get the Therapist Appreciation Weekmug. "The west is still on fire, RBG died, our constitutional crisis deepened, the death toll from COVID-19 topped 200,000, and no one was charged for shooting Breonna Taylor and letting her die -- this was a century week, dragging on for what felt like 100 years."
by Plain Plane Jane September 25, 2020
Get the century weekmug. A person that only gets half the job done in every facet of their lives- not dependable, untrustworthy, slick and sleazy water cooler guys!! Hoping to catch a pretty girls eyes. Thing about the weekend on Tuesday- likely to be I’ll on Wednesday as they head down the coast to drink tea in their one person caravan.
by Raymond Wailing August 5, 2022
Get the Mid-week Campermug.