sausage three-way

Any situation, usually but not necessarily involving three parties, which can be seen to have reached a critical point.

We had to invite a fourth person, or else a lovely evening would devolve into a sausage three-way.

The man, upon walking in on his wife and her lover, was heard to exclaim, "Well, this is quite the sausage three-way!"

As cops tried to clear off the mild two-car fender bender, a third car carelessly careened into the scene, thus turning the routine accident into a real sausage three-way.

by jwillmo October 3, 2007

I want you in the worst way

standing up in a hammock

think about it, someones gonna get hurt

by ArchDuke and BossHogg of Famous Shamous December 10, 2003

Three way funk

When you enter a public restroom to discover the potent aroma of a previous user then you enhance the ambiance with your own pleasing boquet and then you are immediatly followed by a third and final donor to the brew of olfactory stimulous thus creating a three way funk.

After Hansel D. Dirkastan stood in line for the chili festival outhouse for over thirty minutes in the mid Summer heat I discovered that he walked directly into a three way funk with his mouth wide open. The taste was even muskier than he could have anticipated.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009

two way text

When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.

Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.

by Textee December 5, 2009

Gerard Way

The sass queen, hottest man alive, broke everyone’s heart on March 22, 2013 (R.I.P. MCR we will always be killjoys), lead seener (I love you if you get that) of MCR and the husband of Frank Iero.

“uh uh Uh uh uh Uh uh uH uh Uh uH uH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH Uh uH uh uH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH”- Gerard Way destroya

MCR fans after the break up ⬇️

by Emo_person._ April 23, 2018

two-way nut suck

This is a sexual act where someone sucks a nut sack with a mouthful of soy sauce. Scientists have proven that the human testicles have taste buds, and they can taste sweet foods and unami, which is present in soy sauce. By filling the mouth with soy sauce both the person sucking the nut sack and the person getting their nut sack sucked can taste it. The person being sucked tastes the soy sauce and the person sucking tastes the nut sack and the soy sauce. It's a win-win.

Dude I won't let you suck my balls unless we do a two-way nut suck, because I wanna taste too.

by FatFatChubbyCat January 20, 2020

One way ticket

A trip or a journey of no return

My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?

by ThinkinTaylor February 26, 2020