Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.

Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.

edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.

by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022

Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.

You are such an ass weasel, Karen.

by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017

organic weasel

A gay ass health nut with bad facial hair

Dude look at look at George on his bike, what an organic weasel

by Doyourballsjingle April 30, 2021

Weasel

Willey; he’s not only a coward that is scared of kittens but Is a smug son of bitch that will shaft anyone for a couple smokes and a pull of sveds

That weasel willey smoked all the smokes and drank all my sveds

by Courageous guy May 29, 2019

Weasels

You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)

Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money

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Fatcock

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General Attractiveness

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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock

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Money

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GA

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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010