wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022

Rabbit Vegan

A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.

You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.

by TuckerTrash25 October 3, 2019

veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

Vegan Jam

When you turn 23 and your bones start to creak.

Shoot, I am now 23, and am experiencing vegan jam.

by sliimriicky June 1, 2022

Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.

Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.

by Dr DF September 2, 2017

Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.

James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.

by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021