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Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.
Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.
by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022
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Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).
"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"
by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011
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Vag

The club was great, but then a Vag of douches showed up.
by the gall July 27, 2019
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Vag

1. Abbreviation for Vagina.
2. Can mean something is awesome.
3. Can also mean something very bad.
I put my dick deep in her Vag.

OMG that was so Vag.

Kevin Owens is a giant Vag.
by ImmortalEdgeHD February 9, 2017
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vagging

1) when a female homosapien continuously opens their legs exposing their vag.

2) could be seen as asking or begging for sexual doings.

3) can be used to describe someone who is being very needy and overwhelming
shelby close your legs you are vagging!

sarah is vagging, she is so annoying.

iesha is vagging and her boyfriend loves it.
by hadmomoney October 17, 2019
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vag virgin

a female virgin who believes she is versed in sexuality because she has gone down on lots of guys but has never had vaginal intercourse
While riding the bus home from school Britteny whispers to her friend: "Chasity thinks she knows everything about sex and being a 'woman' because she has sucked so many guys, but she is still a vag virgin"
by MiaLia January 6, 2014
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vag-hater

somebody who hates on vaginas, or those in posession of said genitalia.

sometimes referring to gay men
dude! that chick was hot! why do you gotta be such a vag-hater??
by beaukoble October 17, 2008
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