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ur niece smell like cheese 

Instantly crucifies any person unlucky enough to be struck with this fatal blow. ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, none of those hold a candle to the sheer power of this.
The year is 40000 CE. War has been waging against Joe and Carl for ages. The universe is at its last bit of power. It cannot hold for much longer.

Joe: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: I’m sorry, old pal.
Joe: wha-
Carl: ur niece smell like cheese

Joe instantly dies. The universe collapses in on itself.
What 7 year old kids keep saying because they think it's funny
Teacher: The 7th planet from the sun is called Uranus
7 year old: hahahahahaha ur anus
9 year old: Uranus is a gas giant
Whole entire grade 1 class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
So it is just Your Anus but spelled like Ur anus
Ur anus by Baboon beaver sucks June 22, 2019
Joe:You’re the size of the galaxy my guy
Yuri:Ur mom gay
Joe:(instantaneously gets burned in a fire)
Ur mom by Gru_da_god April 28, 2020

ur mum gae 

the british version of "your mom is gay lmfao".
ur mum gae lel. i drunk as f***

ur mad bro

an argument used mainly online by someone who is so defeated and have absolute nothing else to say, so instead in the chat or over the mic, you will just hear “ur mad lawl
LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO I JUST FUCKING REKT YOU SO HARD

grr… ur mad bro..”
ur mad bro by melonfan0101029 August 27, 2022
a word used to insult or make fun of someone in a joking manner.(me and my friends made this saying up yrs ago and the way we use it too !)
(talking on the phone to my best friend) "guess what colleen"? "what"? Ur Face! hahaha

other example : "So where do you want to go eat" ?, "how about ur face"

other example : "im so tired", " i'm so tired of Ur face" hahaha
ur face by Alicia Lee May 5, 2007

ur granny tranny 

Even worse than "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian" combine
Charles: "ur mom gay"
Bartholemule: "ur dad lesbian"
Charels: "ur granny tranny"
Bartholemule: *absolutely fuckin obliterated*