twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.

My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.

by BioBioPup February 28, 2008

Marshmellow twat

A Creative word for when someone who gets easily offended, gets salty and/or upset, over something somebody said.

"man, it was just a joke you marshmellow twat!"

by RanelsonZero June 11, 2020

Twat rock

Genre of rock and roll characterised by spandex wearing men and 'comedy' lyrics.

The Darkness - English 'Twat rock' band.

by timothy barrett September 11, 2005

twat muscle

bitch, pussy, asshole,etc, anything you would call someone if you were mad, or frustrated with them

"Damn it Coolie you twat muscle, give me my shorts back!"

by Casey Hurn May 24, 2006

fraggle twat

an unattractive girl that resembles a cave dwelling puppet that typically performs sexual acts in public places, especially bathrooms, with extremely drunk men that don't know any better.

I had to wait in line in the bathroom because some fraggle twat was in there with Bob for twenty minutes!

by AimsAb May 17, 2007

Sight-twatted

A term for when shooting full bore, the rifle recoils into your face (twats you in the face) because you held it too close to the sights. Leaves either a black eye in the case of SUSATs, or two questionable lines cause by iron sights.

Coach: how did that shot feel?
Me: okay, but i got majorley sight-twatted, im changing my position slightly.

by cheeseflambe October 24, 2010

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 23, 2010